Why ‘Friday’ Isn’t ‘fun fun fun’ -.-

Is THIS girl familiar?

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This has to be one of the most epic internet phenomenons that has occurred in my lifetime, raking up OVER 88,000,000 views on YouTube in 1 month! Before you continue reading this post my dear readers, my advice is that you mustn’t cloud your judgment with my words and take the time to actually watch the video for ‘Friday’ the debut of Rebecca Black. Honestly, form your own opinion and then come back and read the rest of my review.

The video—> 

The release of Rebecca Black’s single ‘Friday’ not only managed to piss off YouTubers around the world, it made Miley Cyrus sound like a half-way decent singer. Now before you rip out my throat, let me tell you I don’t mean to criticize her as a person, but I must agree with the internet on this one; When I actually burst out laughing or go into complete silence after listening to a song, you KNOW it doesn’t bode well.

I can’t imagine what the producers were thinking. First of all Black sounds like she has an eternal cold. I mean can you GET anymore nasal? It leads to the point were the song actually starts poke into the back of your brain while gaining entry through your ears. While listening to it, I was told my face looked like I had eaten a lemon. My mom echoed this look, so I’m guessing it was a pretty common reaction. The lyrics are shallow and have nothing educational to offer UNLESS you want to teach your toddlers the days of the week. [Avoid this if you don’t want them traumatized] I can’t believe how bad this song is. The lyrics at one point go ‘Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i-is Friday, Friday…Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards…’ I switched off the video at this point, appalled.

Alright, so I find this song and its video completely pointless. I feel Ke$ha did a better job of the ‘waking up in the morning’ routine, and it wasn’t like ‘Tik ToK’ was the most inspiring song on the planet, either. Technical kinks in the video included 13-year-old drivers and an unsupervised party. I don’t even want to comment on the rapper ‘Pato’ Patrice Wilson in the video. A complete disaster that will continue to give me nightmares, ‘Friday’ is the worst song I’ve heard so far, and continues to top everyone’s list of ‘Worst Song Ever’. While we all pity Black for her being 13-years old and having to suffer these not-so-rave reviews [very much similar to mine] as a critic I cannot let this song slide.

An epic alright, but and epic FAIL, ‘Friday’ has ensure our weekends will never be the same again….

TGIF! >.<

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. Swati Abrol says:

    OHMYGOSH! Nice review! I hate her too! me and my friends did parody on this~

    1. Thanks so much… I’d love to see the parody.. Mail me a link? :D

  2. emmmm says:

    lol i totally agree with the review .. to to her defence the producers auto tuned it .. it doesn’t sound soooooooooooo annoying when she sings with with no auto tune ..

    PS- the owl is soo weird!!!! <3 love it!!!

    1. I feel sad for her… She seems sweet, but its like the entire planet hates her now…
      But I stand by my review: This is definitely a BAD song.

      Lol yeah the owl! :D

  3. Akriti says:

    Wow, Ridhi! you write so well. I completely agree with your article.
    & I really liked your way of writing. Its personal and very.. expressive? haha xD

    1. Haha Thanks! Yep, I like to let loose here… xD
      Ily. <3

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